February 2011
When my friends and i are walking somewhere and...
fuckyeahaccuracy:
Today I saw an orange cat on my block that looked...
I jumped out of the car to go look at it
And that pussy tried to scratch me in the face
I just want my damn cat back
lmao this made me laugh :)
i made cookies
If you stare at the picture long enough, you...
thisisnotallaboutyou:
turnaroundbrighteyes-:
OMG I SAW ITTT
Infinite GIF
That awkward moment when you think about your past...
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1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,...
littlemarymohawk:
realitycomesfalling:
I’M STILL SINGLE
chocolatelement: problem?
There is something in my eye.
dmojones:
And I’m just sitting here like
ARE YOU A UNICORN?
When you were younger and your parents said "Go to...
Back then:
Now:
IDGAF my room is awesome.
When a teacher tells you that your work isn't...
YOU DO IT THEN
What Disney Movies Have Taught Me →
iliveby:
That you can fall in love with someone regardless of how they look
To be true to your heart.
That love can happen between any two people.
That those we have lost will always be with us.
That even our wildest dreams can come true.
That we must learn to accept differences and love each other for them
That some of the most beautiful people we will ever know, are...
When a teacher tells you that your work isn't...
YOU DO IT THEN!
That awkward moment when you're in the bathroom...
Can you just shut the fuck up already?
Recovering from slipping/missing a step
Expectation:
Reality:
I told my friends i like soccer so they made me go...
I passed the ball to someone who then scored and i was like:
So all surprised i try to be all fancy with my move Which turns out like this:
then all the pro players there were like:
so i was like:
So i went and tried again which ended up like:
so i had to do to do the walk of shame:
while they were all like:
I then went home and was like:
then next time my friends ask me what...
That awkward moment when you've had your hand up...
When I go to bed at night…
Expectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment when you lie to your teacher,...
That Moment When The Substitute Teacher Says Your...
blahblahweirdo:
The Class Is Like…
You’re like….
Everyday -.-
A teacher tells you to be quiet and you’re like:
But inside you’re all:
So you and you’re friends are like:
And your teacher is like:
realize you got detention and you’re like:
Me at the mall...
At Abercrombie and Fitch
The’re like: ”HI HAVE YOU TRIED OUR NEW JEANS YET?!?!?!”
and I’m like:
At Nordstom’s
They’re like: ”When you purchase this lipstick, you’ll receive a free makeup bag!”
and I’m like:
At The iTunes Store
They’re like: ”Here’s the ipod nano. You can try it out if you want.”
And I’m like:
At the food court:
They’re like: “Thank you! Have a nice day!”
And...
Obscure References
When I reference to something and the other person doesn’t get it
And I’m like really? I gotta explain?
Then they get it and the joke is lost
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
